Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus here info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"

• Seriously
• Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
• Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.

As if You're Seriously Old History Now

Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Retro than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.

Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.

You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.

Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️

Cancel culture was always totally blown out of proportion. Like, come on, people freak out over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't take with a little bit of criticism. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to just let it go.

We're, not like people are. It rarely. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should be able to learn from them and move on instead of trying to destroy their lives! ✌️

Ultimate Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)

Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just lost the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna boost your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, conquering every argument and leaving your opponents in the dust. It's time to take charge the world with your superior intellect!

• First, master the art of reasoning. Those sheeple rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
• Next, learn to speak your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to interrupt those peasants who dare to disagree you.
• Ultimately, always remember: being right is everything.

I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*

It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely different topic. Sometimes it's intentionally absurd, but one thing's for sure: it's a meme of the century of how communication can go south.

It usually involves a knowledgeable individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely off-topic. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original conversation.

It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this debate disaster, remember: sometimes it's best to just agree to disagree.

The Definitive Guide to "Aksually's" Demise|

It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was pure gold. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.

• And suddenly

After a while, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too tired, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of that "aksualmente" thing.

It's a mystery for the ages is that by the end of the decade, "aksualmente" was officially outdated. Today, it resides mostly in the annals of internet history. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.